Once in a land far far away there was a monkey and he like to play hop scotch he was the hop scotch champion of the jungle. one day he was wrecking shop at some hop scotch and all of the sudden chuck norris came out of the trees and round house kicked him to the face and beat him at hop scotch. So from then on he would only sit in his home and he became very fat and depressed. hes is now one of the leaders of a massive terrorist group dedicated to killing chuck norris.